Can I Take Your Drug Order?

April works as a pharmacist assistant for a major drug chain in Ohio. Sure this means she counts pills, handles calls to insurance companies, and is the front line for customer service, but did you know that drugs can come in flavors? There are dozens of flavors that can be applied to almost ANY drug. Bubblegum, grape, white Belgian chocolate truffle -- the list goes on. April does THAT. If she likes you and you're a good customer, she'll put a dab of mint in your chewables or whiskey in your cough syrup. If you're not so nice, she'll flavor your anti-nausea with vomit and curse your enema with hot tamales. Just remember: it's not actually spit... just spit flavoring.